Thursday, April 14, 2005
Okay, forget all what I just said about the U.S. selling jets to help hasten the day when Pakistan and India will nuke one another into oblivion. That's Little League crap. Small potatoes. A matter of no great consequence.
Because, you see, turns out Britney Spears is frelling pregnant. Isn't there some ancient, secret Jesuit order that's supposed to stop shit like this from happening? Isn't that why we pay our taxes?
2:12 PM