Wednesday, February 06, 2002
I was sitting down to work on this journal when, lo and behold, I get a funny e-mail from David Schow. Curses. It is absolutely impossible to write anything of any merit after reading a long e-mail from Dave Schow. So, everyone can blame him, not me, for any lameness that follows.
But if you bump into him, tell him to explain to you why he hates the Super Bowl.
Curses.
Anyway, today I finished Chapter 2 of Low Red Moon one whole day ahead of schedule.The ms. is now 66 pp. long. It has weight. Sure, Chapter 2 still needs a few nips and tucks tomorrow, but basically, it's time to move along to Chapter 3. Though I may take a much needed day off to catch up on neglected paleo' stuff, like the new baby pterosaur femur I'm working on.
And do not write me asking what a "pterosaur" or a "femur" is; that's why Al Gore invented the internet.
Anyway, thanks to Mr. Schow (curses), I will forsake Ann Radcliffe tonight and indulge in one of those idiotic surveys floating about the web:
1. Four things you would eat on the last day of your life:
- Cow.
- Pig.
- Turkey.
- Chicken.
2. Four cds from your collection that you will never get tired of:
- The Cure, Disintegration
- This Mortal Coil, Filigree and Shadow
- Radiohead, Kid A
- Tori Amos, Under the Pink
3. Four celebrities you would have sex with:
- John Malkovich
- Wilem Dafoe
- Milla Jovovich
- Gary Oldman
(My profuse apologies to any of them who may be reading this, but if they are and would like my phone number . . .)
4. Four vacations you have taken:
- What the hell is a vacation?
5. Four songs you get stuck in your head frequently:
- "Losing My Religion," R. E. M. (Hi, Spooky!)
- The theme song from Samurai Jack
- The theme song from Shaft
- "Dancing Queen," ABBA
6. Four things you'd like to learn:
- Gaelic (Irish, not Scots - no offense to Scots)
- Kung Fu
- Rocket Science
- Cello
7. Four beverages you drink frequently:
- Café du Monde coffee with chicory (the Elixer of Life)
- Guinness (the Other Elixer of Life)
- Bass
- Peach Snapple
8. Four tv shows that were on when you were a kid:
- Barney Miller
- Sanford and Son
- Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
- M*A*S*H
9. Four places to go in your city:
- Other cities.
10. Four things to do when you're bored:
- complain about being bored until someone entertains me
- floss
- Playstation
- stare disconsolately at whatever's on AMC or TCM
11. Four things that never fail to cheer you up:
- yeah, right
That's it. Show's over for the night. Thank you K-Mart shoppers. Next . . .
1:01 AM